if i were an alien.......

watched dat chweeet alien in "koi mil gaya"????....dat short-heighted cute figure..beady eyes....and the strange voice!!!???....dat was my 1st encounter wid aliens....n d 1st tym i felt " if i were an alien"!!!!!..and day by day i developed a special fascination for the aliens wid tentacles!!!!....yup d tentacles!!!!.....wondering y??....

well....having tentacles is d best of being an alien....

a friend is angry wid u....and is shouting & screaming non-sense.......u spread ur tentacles and tickle him widout even moving 4m ur position!!!.......ur frnd cant help laughng and u have ur frnd !!!

u r sitting 4 a viva...n d zombie oldie looks at u through his high power specs....u r numb...ur hand becomes cold as soon he fires the questions!!!.....bt suppose u r one of dose aliens wid tentacles........tentacles never goes numb....scratch the teacher's bald head....tickle him in his collar bones...n watch d fun....ur day is saved!!!!

standing outside d exam hall...u r al exhaushted thinking how 2 answer d damned Q-papers!!..bt if u r an alien wid dat tentacles,u never fear......just advance ur tentacles 4m outside d classroom...n snatch one of the sample papers ryt 4m under d invigilator's nose!!!!!!!!!

ur special sense tingles wenevr somethng fishy thng is abt 2 happen....some1 trying 2 plant a bomb at Connaught place.....u can simply direct ur tentacles and prick him ryt at his back....diffuse the bomb with a special ray radiating 4m dose tentacles...and den strangle d demon putting him 2 death.....all smiles wil be saved!! and no1 wud dare charge d tentacles wid crime!!

man!!!!....how i wsh i were an alien wid dat special kind of tentacles !!!!!!